Hi I like to drink a lot. Then drink more and then go to jail. Then get out of jail, then drink more. I am alcoholic, or a get drunk, or a fun partying dude. I wrote a poem about it:
I drink a lot, get my car towed to the car lot. I am not drunk now, I will not eat a cow. Tomorrow is fun, going to get a gun. I like green eggs and ham, if they're made out of soy, I like to beat you with a toy. Everybody is my friend, I have phlegm.
I got real drunk at the Que Sera last weekend, and the red room, and the little knight, and johnny's. One girl used to like me but now she doesn't. Another girl used like me but not for very long. I am old. I will have a party on saturday and get very drunk and have sex with you girlfriend (not really though). Everyday is gay. My dad is very sick. You are sick. We gonna have a big blues party in here tonight. On this guitar we got Henry C. Everyday is a holiday. Navidad para me. Wurd up playa. Ok I'm going to now. I'm going to go to the Olive Garden tomorrow and get drunk on saturday... and sunday woohoo!