Went up to see Susan at Turc's for the first time in a while, with Lester and Happy Joyless. Susan made us some interesting drinks and I put on the new tunes she got for me on the juke. Had a funtatstic time but Frank wasn't there to crack me up (too late in the day for him). Went back home for a bit and then moved on to the Helm, where clamato and beer showed up, and eventually Vicious Vern. Had many drinks and many shots, purple hooters, gin and tonic I think, maybe nut and berries, fuck I don't remember. Lester B and Joyless left. Eventually me and Vern left or attempted to. Some guys said something mean. I said let's just go but Vern says fuck that I don't wanna be a pussy or something to that effect, so I say alright fine and we go back to where the meanies were and next thing I remember is we're hiding behind a dumpster from the cops. They wanted to bust us for assault but the guy that got beat up didn't by us and I don't think we actually fought anybody anyways, which begs the question why were we running? Paranoia I guess. So mr. and mrs. friendly neighbor pig takes us to jail for basically nothing. Ah, theres no place like home eh? It was quite funny at first anyways. Vern was quacking like a duck and I was pretending like I was crying (imitating someone else we know). The pigs were getting annoyed cause we wouldn't stop laughing. They left me in the tank for awhile til I said I had to take a piss and put me in a cell. I had a bed now yea!!!! But I couldn't get to sleep and some cholo dude in my cell kept snoring. I cussed him out in Spanish and he'd stop for a minute or two. Many hours later they release me and I walk many miles back. They don't let Vern out for another two hours for "mouthing off", I like pigs :-). So we meet up and go to the Knight and go see Kim and Juan. Have many pineapple bombers and scooby snacks. Drown our sorrows for a few hours. Like Albert King said "there's got to be some changes made", then again he also said "there ain't nothing wrong with have a little drink of wine when your playing the blues". "I'm a ding dong daddy gonna raise the dead, get so drunk can't remember a word that you said, cause I'm a ding dong daddy bye talk to you later jerry mccain.