Fuck I'm way behind on this. Let's see what the hell I can remember. I was driving home from work the weekend before Christmas and decided I REALLY wanted a beer. I stopped in at the Knight and big (fake) boobs Jen was working who last time I remember had been fired. Anyways got my self a Hefe and some dude comes and says hey what's up motherfucker and I did many laughings cuz it was Double P. We had a couple more beers and he hyped me to this drink called an Irish car bomb. It's a shot half filled with baileys and half filled with bushmills dropped into a Guinness (or Murphys). It got me going. We went over Joy and Lester B's and the me, Double P, Drunkenmeister and eventually Lester B went to the Helm. I had more Irish Car Bombs and bought many for many people.

The next day I don't remember what I did exactly. I think I went to Turc's and the eventually went back to the Helm. Penny the bartender said I was dancing the night before and she had never seen me that drunk. So I had a few more car bombs and was dancing again and some old man started dancing in front of me and some other guy says what is this turning into a gay bar. So I offered everybody in the bar a rim job. Left and went to crash out eventually. I think I went to messy egg's the next day but I don't really remember.