Monday-wake up with a brutal-ass hangover, somehow try to get yourself ready for work. "I'm never drinking again".

Tuesday-Feeling not so grand but better. "Man I gotta cut back on my drinking, at least stop drinking on Sundays".

Wednesday-Feeling normal or at least close to it.

Thursday-Feeling good. "Where am I gonna go party at this weekend".

Friday-Leave work two hours early to get to the bar and get a good seat (stool).

Saturday-wake up a little hung-over. "I could go for a beer", then drink all day.

Sunday-wake up a little delirious, trying to remember whose house crashed at. "I could use a bloody mary and some breakfast about now". Course it's gotta be a bar that serves food, or at least a casual restraunt, that serves booze. Drink all/most of the day.

Monday-start all over.