I'm gonna start a list of "Cheap Jimmy's" so if you got one send it in and if it's any good I'll add it later. Look below for an example this is I'll I got so far.

1. Jimmy's so cheap he only spends 49 cents at the 99 cents store. Or Jimmy's so cheap he goes to the 99 cents store for the half off sale.

2. Jimmy's so cheap he can't even afford free beer.